cool things that my apartment does that just make sense:

when we use the microwave, netflix on the tv buffers and keeps buffering til the microwave stops

we have to push down then pull on the bathroom door or else it won’t open, feels like someone is pulling on the outside of the door

the kitchen light is temperamental but only after sundown

the bottom left burner on the stove has turns itself on occasionally..

the water is hot enough to give first degree burns

we can’t use the toaster and microwave at the same time, the outlet short circuits and shuts everything off