-๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: I had a Hot Pocket today
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Did you? What actually is one of those? I& #39;ve never actually had one.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Um, it& #39;s like bread, but there& #39;s-there& #39;s like, meat, and cheese in the middle.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: That sounds like a... Just a...
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: And you put it in the microwave, and then y-you just kinda eat it, once it comes out.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: So is it like just if you took a pizza and, like, folded it over?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Yeah kinda, kinda, but it& #39;s like... Completely encased in the bread.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Oh, I see. Is it, like, Italian? Or..?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Aw, no. No no, it& #39;s, it& #39;s not Italian. I mean, savory treat. Savory treat.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: What& #39;s the kinda, what sort of price, and uh, what sort of price are we looking at for Hot Pockets?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Oh, I
mean, I mean, it& #39;s just a couple dollars. You just pull it out of the freezer aisle.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Really? What, the freezer-oh, so you have to defrost them? Or do you just pop them in there? Do you defrost them or just pop & #39;em straight in there?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: The freezer, yeah
, yeah, no, no, they defrost in the microwave when you put it in for, like, two minutes, and then you& #39;ve got a delicious, salty treat
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Ohh, I get it. Mhm. Oh, salty?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Oh yeah, well, get the one with the pretzel, uh, the pretzel bread, and... And yeah y
ou& #39;ve got some salt around the outside, and you can...
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Okay... Is that? Oh, okay.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: You can uh, just, like, put it in your mouth and, and, taste the salt. And...
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: We don& #39;t have those in the UK, we don& #39;t have salt.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: And then
there& #39;s, there& #39;s some cheese, and some, some, schmeat in there.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Is there like-Is there like, different flavours of them?
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Oh, yeah, y-y-you have got the like, oh, there& #39;s many different, there& #39;s many different flavors, but I like... I like the, uh, t
he pretzel one the most, definitely, uh...
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Pretzel... Oh, that& #39;s the one you were just telling me about, yeah.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: I think, yeah, I think, the pretzel... The pretzel bread, yeah...
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Right, I see it.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: So you just eat that, y-yo
u got a good, like, fifteen, sixteen bites... When you& #39;re at the end
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Fif-Woahhh... Oh, so they& #39;re quite big, I was thinking they were small.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: It comes in a nice little sleeve... You get two in the box, so if you& #39;re... Feeling... Particularly hungry, u
h, you know you could pop both in the microwave... You can have one for before, and one for after.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Do you ever get the issue-Do you ever get the issue, where, like, if you p-If you like put two in the-In the microwave and the-And the microwave table starts to turn t
hey get like, caught on the edges of the microwave, & #39;cause you& #39;ve over-...
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Oh yeah, they definitely-They definitely do... They definitely do get caught sometimes, but um... You know, I mean, the biggest problem if you& #39;re putting two in at the same time is that...
Uh... You know, the-I-It won& #39;t cook them through, so you& #39;ll-You& #39;ll have a cold center
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Oh, yeah, yeah.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: And that& #39;s... When you& #39;re talking about Hot Pockets, you really wanna avoid that.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: That& #39;s a bit of a, bit of a... Ruining what& #39;s in the
name.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: That& #39;s their whole thing... Usually what I would-What I would do is, I& #39;d put the first one in, and then I& #39;d eat... I& #39;d eat it, and then when I& #39;m... You know, like, seventy-five, eighty-five percent complete with the first Hot Pocket I& #39;d pop the second one in
...
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Oh, so it& #39;s like... Oh, so you& #39;ve got like a...
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: And I& #39;d cook that for another two minutes, because if you put them both in at the same time, they& #39;re gonna get... If the second one& #39;s gonna be cold, then it& #39;s just not worth eating, you know?
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น
๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: Ohh, okay...
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: You& #39;re gonna have to put it in the microwave for a second lap.
๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ: You& #39;ve got... You& #39;ve got a battle plan, you& #39;ve got a battle plan for this and I actually really appreciate that in-In culinary expertise.
๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜: Yeah I put a
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