Professor, I humbly advise you to take that metal spoon out of the bowl before putting it in the microwave. As a member of House Vestra, one of my many duties is to ensure all meals served to Lady Edelgard are done in a timely, but more notably, safe manner. Your foolish habits

can and will be your own undoing, you know. Ignorantly placing anything metal within a running microwave is proven to damage it, and even if such things haven't occured for you before, I will have you know that once you have done this, it is very likely

you will have damaged this microwave; the Imperial Microwave. Such transgressions will never be forgiven so easily, and I certainly hope you are prepared to afford me and Her Majesty a new microwave. If you prove that you won't, I will be forced to eliminate you. I hope you soon

take matters such as this as seriously as I do, Professor. I really would hate for this to come to bloodshed. Please do be useful, and place your spoon on a paper towel on the counter, and put it in your bowl after the microwaving is completed.