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SameenShaw
jaydeysass
A thread:After years of having very bad eyesight I woke up this morning and realised I can see clearly. To check that I can really see, I look around. I
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Sadiq T. Yakasai
sadiqtyakasai
5G & Coronavirus: I have seen/read alot of news from various corners that somehow connect the two. Having worked on several 5G projects, I thought I would shed some light
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Karl Pfeiffer
KarlPfeiffer
About a month into quarantine, I began to wonder if it was possible to get popcorn that was actually movie theater quality at home. A few short weeks and no
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Cale the Squid
Calefrun
LRT people in comments and a related thread being like "oh that poor baby I'm so worried"Mfs acting like being hungry 24/7 ain't just a part of adolescence. Sometimes microwave
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Camy.
CAMYMCCOR
Why isn’t there a cold version of a microwave for cans of juice and that Two types of people in this world. Those who want a can frozen in sixty
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Sunnyy_H
I made Piccolini Cuscino, Robert Pattinson’s “fast food pasta” @thetakeouthttps://thetakeout.com/robert-pattinson-pasta-recipe-gq-magazine-1843422757 Fire and nausea: I made Robert Pattinson’s ungodly pasta recipe | Food | The Guardian @guardian ht
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#JusticeforKingNana
KUNTYWIDOW
Chrissy Teigan looks like a fucking gummy bear. Period pad eating b*tch I’m glad we brought bullying back in 2020 get her the FUCK out of here John Legend looks
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Rami Ismail (رامي)
tha_rami
What the actual ungodlyhttps://twitter.com/onmy9thlife/status/1257743285310967809 People say you can only die once but by the time I died inside from the microwave I'd lost count of how often that'd happened watching
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Kirsty Russell
InclusiveParent
So, we're 3 hours into our virtual flight from Sydney to Munich. My husband came up with the brilliant idea of spending 15 hours together as a family on a
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Sarafina Nance
starstrickenSF
why is the sky dark at night?the answer is actually pretty complex & relies on some of the coolest parts of our Universe—the expansion of space-time, the speed of light,
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Brandy B (Wonder Woman)
ouroborosmp
A friend of mine is offering his services if you miss going into the office. For a modest cost of $10 he will come to your house and burn popcorn
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Bardi
BardiTFC
It's easy for Harry to win things. Go to Bayern. Go to City, even Chelsea. We'll never win things as consistently as those clubs. If Harry wants the easy path
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Donnie Copeland❌
donniecopeland
Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we
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Avidan Ross
AvidanRoss
Did a zoom challah baking session with @roybahat today. It held me accountable to document my Thangzhong recipe. Might finally write it down and post it online. At least I
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shyla 🥀🕷
iamshylarenae
out of context thread bc my friends are dumb: “how many members are in maroon 5”“idk let me look” “when you see me hiding the weed in the microwave mind
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Tessa Sklettlton
narsi1ion
Me when somebody says "we're all a little autistic" Me when the person beside me in the waiting room at the doctor's office adjusts their mask by grabbing the mouth
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