So I’m chillin I’m my bed relaxing bouta be knocked tf out when I smell something burning but my lazy ass was not tryna get up (it really smelled like we were all gonna die ) so I texted my mom

She was knocked out tho so I just checked my sister candle and went back to chillin ...... but then realized my dad do really dumb shit and falls asleep quick as shit to so I texted him

One minute after that text I hear him yell “oh shit “ so that’s when I got up cause I knew he done fucked up .... as soon as I got to the bottom of the steps the smoke was so thick I couldn’t even see Boul ......

MY DAD PUT A EGG ROLL IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 8 minutes and fell asleep within that 8 minutes and didn’t even know he started a fire ..... Nah but listen tho HE PUT A FROZEN EGG ROLL IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 8 MINUTES.... what kinda shit, when do you ever put something in for 8 minutes