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👽 Special Agent Fox Mulder 👽
Fox_Mulder_8
I've had a more great teachers then I can count, but the one who has truly set themselves apart from the others is my 17 yr old, non-verbal, autistic son.
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Studio Glibly
NoTotally
Oh, I did have something else to say: I was encouraged recently, in the spirit of self-generosity, to think about whether my procrastination might have once had protective value (You
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funny in a sexy way
freedomblessin
One can manage a home...the other can't.One has kidsss...the other doesn'tOne is responsible...the other isn't.One is God fearing...the other is waywardBeyonce makes music for both the young and the old...the
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Vinay Prasad MD MPH
VPrasadMDMPH
Listening to last episode of casualinference podcast@EpiEllie makes a point that Chris Booth makes to me often privately. That Twitter and podcast discussion of journal articles is terrific but 10
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Edgar :)
edgaroofx2
i finally understand that feeling that everyone talks about when they say that they realized they found their perfect match to be able to call someone the love of your
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Steve Hofstetter
SteveHofstetter
Ben Shapiro is 5'4" but lists his height at 5'9".That makes two places where Ben Shapiro wishes he had five more inches. The angry Ben Shapiro fans in these comments
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Chad Jones aka Sneaker Galactus
S_Galactus
I've been struggling with the ability to separate good design, my love for sneakers and what is happening in current and past events. I will listen to some of the
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Felix ~*Billige Unterhaltung*~
_TheRealFelix
ANXIETY QUIZ! Pick the worse one. Which makes you more anxious? Pick the one that makes you feel more nervous. Which is more anxiety inducing? Making an request you know
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Chris Wood
CHRIStophrWOOD
Social media makes us negative. About ourselves, about others. We feel inferior, we judge. We think, “they don’t really look like that” or “I wish I looked like that.” This
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nikki ♡’s emma 🎃
NlKKIWI
a very weird thread on why “anna” by harry styles could be about anna todd and it oddly makes sense??? let’s get started with the first line, “don’t know where
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McMaster Librarians
MUALA_CA
Let's be real: $700k is peanuts. What's that, like a half-dozen cops? The real issue is priorities, and Council's track record of financial acumen is piss-poor. Why strategically invest money
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Jurney
metatron_jurney
I hate this site.I am a physically disabled, adult college student, who up until very recently spent most of my time as a stay-at-home dad of two energetic kids. I
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jinguangyaospookyhatfeelings
jinguangyaohat1
// self-harm, more than may be expected from the first tweetAlso @mienwhile's latest fic has me imagining LXC deliberately not fully healing a scar from his time on the run
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lesbians ily❖⁷
taegidykes
since it's lesbians day here is something i saw a lot of my non lesbians oomfs doing and that makes me meh. this is not mean to be rude or
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Gail Simone
GailSimone
Cyclops' farts are concussive. When Nightcrawler farts, it smells like sulfur and makes this tiny 'bimf!' noise. When Colossus farts, it sounds like gear wheels grinding and then makes a
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Jessica Valenti
JessicaValenti
I never do this, but I'm FURIOUS. We've been trying to cancel my husband's @blinkfitness membership for *months* and they have given us the runaround again and again. Now they've
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