Cyclops' farts are concussive.

When Nightcrawler farts, it smells like sulfur and makes this tiny 'bimf!' noise.

When Colossus farts, it sounds like gear wheels grinding and then makes a solid KLANK sound and then repeats the same three words in Russian.

When Madrox farts, he has to blame twelve different cats.

When Dark Phoenix farts, editorial decides she must be punished and kills her and at her grave, Scott falls in love with some other redhead's farts.

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Iceman’s farts are used to make delightful home-version Slurpees at the Xavier mansion.