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Elie Mystal
ElieNYC
When I was in high school, Antonin Scalia made fun of me and somehow she heard about it and she told my Mock Trial teacher to tell me that I
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Lil Wuhanus-7
herp_bees
Ok ok hang on I have one Ok so I dressed up as a pregnant trailer park whore one year for Halloween. Was a real hit and I ate a
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Arcadum
GloriousArcadum
Arcadum’s Vacation Journal Entry 1 : The Uber Yaga with a death wish So my Uber driver was a sweet old lady until she realized that she had went the
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Damian Counsell
DamCou
Also this morning, I had to chauffeur my mum. Do you want to hear her General Election takes? OF COURSE YOU DO. I told her about that old Boris Johnson
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Chrissy 1
Chrissy1b
In all the time I've been on Twitter I have never received such an outpouring of hate directed at me bcos I posted a simple tweet re my son's course.
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Victor 🧛🏻♂️🤠
asimpleram
Everytime someone talks about being diagnosed with anything I think about the one time my therapist did adhd tests. I was 15 and she was asking me questions like “do
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Lora Beth Johnson Updates
LoraBethWrites
Facebook (ugh) reminded me that seven years ago today, I went to my first book signing. I, embarrassingly, didn’t know it was a thing, but I saw that one of
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ace tilton ratcliff ♿️
MortuaryReport
okay i’m pausing to watch these fucking debates CHRIS WALLACE MAKE THE ORANGE CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP oh my god. i don’t know if i can do this. this
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mei 🐝 thank you furudate
koshisahoge
thread of why rei @/learning_taynew is cancelled she disrespected my religion she laughed at my pain she laughed even more she disrespected my evidence and my bible in the same
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Bussy Bro Bobka
bobkavdg
Omg my brother says his friend bailed on him to go to the sauna and that I should come cause it’s already paid for... it’s CAWK OUT Update: we’re in
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L.TEE
L_Teniece
My daughter had a Lacrosse game today, the other team had a male player in a skirt! Dominating these girls! We could not get a straight answer why he was
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆♡
sunshin23611207
i love us. i love our fandom. we're clowns. we're stupid. we fight amongst ourselves. but we do good. we welcome baby grass with open arms. we were strong even
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The Mathemagician
Mathemagicianme
#TYTLive Of course the empty suit that is Chuck Todd said this.The same man who not only smeared and mocked Bernie and his supporters for months on end, he laughed
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니키 (@qdeoks)
nikkekeke
I love puns and dad jokes this is so funny and I’m lame and I wanted to share it anyway I’m sorry here’s another pun/dad joke so LAUGH WITH ME
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formyjisung
Moments of Jisung makes Chenle laughs without even trying Jisung said the smell of the color tint(?) is amazing and Chenle laughed at it even said "He said it's amazing"
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Lauren “vote Paula Jean” Ashcraft 🌹
VoteAshcraft
I remember once in elementary school we had to give a presentation about our heritage. Everyone in my class talked about England, Poland, Germany. It got to me and I
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