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Jon Taylor
jonnalism_uk
Someone coughed at school dropoff this morning and one of the mums did the “Quarantine!” joke.We laughed, but in 2-3 weeks, the mum will be painting a red cross on
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Benson Neethipudi
bNeethipudi
My first week at Duke, a Brahmin woman told a room of Indian students that her undergrad college in Blore has a wall where men urinated. And that the wall
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Baldilocks
Baldilocks__
Someone I respect a lot once told me that no matter how hard we try, we can never eliminate unfairness & inequality in the world.That it goes against the natural
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Eric Boehlert
EricBoehlert
remember, @SusanSarandon said Trump would bring the Revolution and she laughed while discussing why having a “status quo” Democratic president would be bad for the country
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Carlos Lozada
CarlosLozadaWP
A word I mispronounced until I got to college, because I learned it through reading, not hearing: "epitome" And the first time I tried to pronounce "Michel Foucault" a professor
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The Spooky Banker
TheFrugalBanker
I hope you would like a thread on conservative Christian views of sex as it relates to DST.Because here it is. I went to a small liberal arts college that
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Smoth
Skinny_fatbloke
My question the other day about movies taking you back to a better place reminded me of an episode from my life, so I thought I'd share it. 21 years
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Tim to the muthaf
LosFreaklander
I got a call from a 74 year old black man looking for his son Bobby to assist him early evening with is cell phone. Bobby and I apparently have
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dream song 4
chickenpaprika
apparently everyone in australia is mad right now at a guy named "Dick Pusey" because he got pulled over smoking meth in his Porsche 911 and the cops who stopped
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KIᖇᔕTI¹ᴰ✨𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝘾𝙃𝙇𝙊𝙀✨
kiwi_nojudgment
a short thread of things if said/thought that have made cry of laughter cos i find myself the funniest person ever “all baby’s are bald” laughed for 5 minutes straight
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Madeleine Schwartz
mmschwartz
Funniest novels? Thank you everyone for playing! Have been enjoying these recommendations and have even laughed!
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sakura's divorce lawyer
yuqheis
video that precedes unfortunate events guys i really don't care if this is fake or not, the execution is hilarious regardless and i've genuinely cried i laughed so hard at
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JAYLA | jay’s gf (real)
127LALISA
mark made a remark yesterday which can be seen as colorist, used aave, and he also mocked south asians (correct me if i’m wrong since i’m not from that culture).
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Buffy Summers
NotGeauxGabby
People have written sociological papers since the 60s about the pedophilic overtones of society and how women are expected to look and act. And how it has made the beauty
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Vexed Viewer
VexedViewer
A year ago, if you were to ask me who would win a fight between Weiss and Winter I would have laughed at you. NOW, after Volume 7 shenanigans... #RWBY
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shannon
shannoncooperox
My 10 year old neighbour just threw a cup of water over my cat who was sitting on the fence minding his own business n laughed so I threw a
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