Ok ok hang on I have one

Ok so I dressed up as a pregnant trailer park whore one year for Halloween. Was a real hit and I ate a shitload of mushrooms. I ended up puking at some point but the best part was I got caught pissing in public by a cop. Told him I was pissing for two and he laughed. 1/2

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He wrote me a ticket (fucking pig) two years later I got pulled over and went to jail for a couple days. Everyone laughed when I went to court. Judge through the case out. Was awesome.

This was 2/2