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Being obese. A thread. Hi, kids. It me, your favorite writer of pulp fantasy noir, or at least in the top five... million. Anyway, I’m fat. Obese. Carrying around a
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Today I need: words from NI which are not swears but which denote 'd*ckhead' as strongly as possible. 'Eejit' is a bit too light. I'm thinking more like 'glipe'. Anything
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NSFW prompts@pn@p x dr3@m(dr3@mn@p)520 words, 13 tweets. “come here, let me kill you!” s@pn@p laughed. “what? no!” s@pn@p heard dr3@m chuckle from across the room. he watched as his minecraft
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A few years ago, I was dating a professor at a major university. We took a trip to her campus, and she showed me whole neighborhoods full of very wealthy
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None of this would’ve happened had we all just been nicer to Macklemore. All that poor boy ever wanted to do was make songs about queer stuff and encourage us
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Today we learned that the sensor that opens the trunk of my stupid car isn’t broken.My legs simply aren’t long enough to trigger the sensor when I kick at it.
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One of the lovely students I talk to on social media was gutted today because to add to the already difficult process of rejection her feedback was that she “lacked
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Tbh I’m not standing for this and im not staying quiet. I’ve heard plenty of muslim men speak like this about sisters and if the roles were reversed us sisters
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One day, on a particularly chilly day in the mountains, Arthur gets an idea while chopping wood. It’s a kernel of an idea. Something that starts from a small ember
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These pundits rushing to ask us to reach out to conservatives... they do it when we lose and when we win. And they never ask conservatives to do it. Did
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For years when folks have made ‘what day is it’ jokes I’ve laughed along, but hollowly—because for me it’s Wednesday, before Wednesday or after Wednesday & I always knew which.
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So hey lets talk about this racist cosplayer shall we? She obviously has no remose for her actions. I just went on her ig live and the moment a black
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i love this man so mucha park jimin thread; the lyrics: "I won't give a f*** about you~"the sub: ~soulful and when i say i laughed so much-- lol the
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#myparentswillneverknowi was suspended from school and went to my hearing as my mom - dressed in her suit, wig, hat, glasses (I couldn't see properly) and shoes. The principal asked
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the last 30 days have taught me so much and all i wanted when we first came here was to know we’ll leave together. but from the minute i sat
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Knew Bob Hawke reasonably well - travelled with him and did a bit of work for him. The question Bob would have asked in current circumstances would have been “What
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