okay i’m pausing to watch these fucking debates

CHRIS WALLACE MAKE THE ORANGE CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP

oh my god. i don’t know if i can do this.

this is more of trump’s fucking voice than i’ve forced myself to listen to in four fucking years

I AM INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY SCREAMING AGAIN

i’m drinking every time joe biden laughs

someone let me moderate a debate i’ll get trump to shut the fuck up

my internal political science major is just screaming

“baby, weren’t you just yelling about arguing with eugenicists online? and now you’re watching this? are.. are you gonna be okay?”

one beer down

why is chris wallace telling biden to shush but not trump

we are also starting to drink when biden does things like call trump a clown or asks trump to shut up

“do i get my time back?” drink

biden just laughed three times drink thrice

“show us your tax returns” drink

biden laughed again drink

biden laughed again drink

“you’re the worst president america has ever had” drink for as long as it takes to say that sentence

the poor closed captioning person