Arcadum’s Vacation Journal Entry 1 : The Uber Yaga with a death wish

So my Uber driver was a sweet old lady until she realized that she had went the wrong way and we only had 10 minutes to get the train on time, she then start screeching profanities and accelerated to alarming levels

“Don’t you worry baby ima get you to that train or I’m gonna meet the lord in this seat” she exclaimed as she careened down the freeway fearless of death for she had already lived a long and fulfilling life

I gripped the seat, having lead only a medium light life so far, I desperately wanted to live but my cries were drowned out when a dump truck pulled out in from of us, and then, much like ash ketchum turning his hat backwards she turned on a Peter frampton song and

Challenged everyone on the freeway to motorized martial death, thankfully there were none brave enough to take her on in this mortal gambit. She skidded to a stop in front of the train station and then said to me, “You have a good day sweetie”

Thankful for my life I exited the vehicle and rushed to the counter, only 5 minutes remained and I had to process, I arrived at the counter and the lady behind it tells me “oh sweetie there is no need for a rush, the train is running about 30 minutes late.” I laughed then...

I laughed not for the simple fact of the absurdity, I laughed for the pointless risk, for the cosmic irony and mostly, I just laughed because this was gonna be a good day. End of first entry.