#Joke

Opium Tales (Povești de Opiu) 🇺🇸

romanopiumtales

“America has no culture”No, you’re a retardA thread What is American culture? Glad you asked American culture is so big and complicated that it will make the average person’s head

Guts @ Green Dolphin St.

notyourguts

Now’s a good a time as any. I present to you, my friends, the first attempt at a novel I ever wrote, beginning at age 13, untouched except for the

Mitchell Hansen

M_Hansen13

Day 1 update of working from home: I have already had way too much coffee. Day 2 update of working from home: I've decided I might try and grow out

The Hoarse Whisperer

TheRealHoarse

Okay, people, let’s do this.I’m at my post and ready to watch the second night of the RNC so others might be spared.As a precaution, I’ve strapped on this WWII

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jimochisnugget

So im making a thread about stanning Twice since im frightened.https://twitter.com/jimochisnugget/status/1258389819077431298 They're actually the first gg im stanning (ive said this before omg im sorry but ill say it anyway)

iah 𖧵⁷ 💫

dear_iah

- tips to have a constant progress in schoolby: the moot who seem stupid and dumb but im reliable fra thread; bro i might be chaotic but i'll post genuine

aj ~ SmutPlum Fairy-Heaux 🐲🏹👑

ariestess69

Okay, so I'm finally starting S7 of #OITNB. If you don't want to see my livetweet of the final season, this is your chance to mute tf outta this thread

Kayleigh Donaldson

Ceilidhann

That Instagram influencer I occasionally check in on because she's The Worst is now charging $165 for a 4 hour "seminar" on how to be yourself. Important update: Said "influencer"

seaguk⁷

jeongguii

Au; Sports captains Taehyung & Jeongguk don’t exactly see eye to eye...[THREAD PART 2] *side note*The jeongguk in this au’s actually a brunette but I couldn’t find any pictures that

Corey Quinn

QuinnyPig

For every retweet this gets, I will add an Uncomfortable @awscloud Truth to the thread. "We've open sourced our documentation on GitHub" is an invitation for folks who can't code

isozyme

isocrime

it's time: an shl wenzhou supercut livetweet thread because i'm in it deep, folks. i'm in it real deep. LET'S GET TO IT starting from the top: when they introduce

Marieke.

indie_wasted

THREAD : Job Brandy Melville. (convoité et cauchemardesque) Au lycée, j’ai découvert cette marque américaine grâce à Instagram. Des jolies filles y étaient affichées. Pour la plupart : grandes, minces,

Everything yaoi💙

yaoi_you

Today's #Yaoi is, "A Coward Falls in Love" Kawachi enjoys watching (more like stalking) Yuto Shinozuka. One day he witnesses Yuto's true self, Kawachi panics & blurts out that he'll

Choupie ♡⁷

bngtanette

01. Bambi!Hoseok mini comic[#bts #btsfanart #jhope] 02. 03.[Oh, I was soo worried Mama! You weren't at home, so you had to be somewhere! I had soo much fun with

Ben Barrett

ChaosSmurf

Okay, let's talk. Around 9 days ago, I had one of the worst mental health days of my life, probably the worst, and it has persisted until now getting only

悪い大人の手本でいたいんだ

SwimmyLionni

With Black History Month wrapping up, I want to tell you about a Very Special Episode of Captain Planet and the Planeteers.It is called:'Teers in the 'Hood Yep, that's right.