#Joke

Gerardo Yanez

GerardoYanez08

Twitter is where barley anyone who knows me follows me (since not a lot of people I know have Twitter accounts), so I often come here to open up about

Tyler By Day

TheSleepOrg

Had a client once on the outskirts of town, by the sea, who called us over to program a remote. When we got there all the lights were off, and

𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘴

20scults

tw// manipulation I’ve kept quiet for a long time but this is something that I feel like everyone should be aware of. @IavenderbIiss has hurt so many people in the

(((Simcha Fisher)))

SimchaFisher

There's a meme circulating with Pope Francis holding up an object with his eyes closed, and people are shopping in various funny objects. In the original photo, the object is

A Cruel Adam's Thesis

AdamShaftoe

That's right, I am ride or die Davion. FedSuns for life even though it is the successor state whose anthem would almost certainly be Sexy and I Know it, as

joan

pengwinningg

Jabodetabek as your schoolmatesa thread JakartaJakarta will be that type of student who’d pay for your lunch but talk shit about you cause you’re not as rich as them. They

Katherine Mangu-Ward

kmanguward

Here's a conspiracy theory I just invented: I don't think narwhals existed before 2004. Every child I know has sophisticated opinions about narwhals. Meanwhile, an informal poll of GenXers reveals

i’m the blah guy, duh

Angeflomusic

Also felt pretty used for content, cause she used this for a joke the next morning; and interactions with her were weird cause you can see her tweeting about standing

polterzeitgeist

poultryofperil

Every time I see another one of those articles that's like, "Gen Z Kids Make Fun of Millennials for Doing/Loving/Constantly Talking About [insert symbol for our general disillusionment, exhaustion, and

Chris Gray 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

chriostoir_g

BREAKING:Under new #COVID19 legislation, Ireland has punished the first person convicted of spitting in public, during the current health crisis... *wonders whether to explain that this is a joke and

Joshua Hind

joshuahind

Folks, I’m a bit steamed...The City of Toronto had weeks to come up with a plan to address the certainty that people, however well intentioned or well behaved they might

Maybe: lil simp

akachanLiz

PEOPLE THAT TAKE TWITTER SERIOUSLY SHOULDN’T BE ON HERE so some girl that doesn’t even know me what’s to come at me about a tweet i made yesterday about

rachel ☁️ yibo month!

Ianzhanist

thinking about this scene: a thread it is interesting (by which i mean — deliberate intentional meaningful) that this conversation happens when lwj is drunk, bc we learn later that

jen n via love zone

tyunclt

tw nsfw twt I joke around 24/7 and I understand if this too much of a distract change for my oomfs but this is a serious matter. I myself have

cat !

XlANGLING

@/GenshinXmemes is very gross u should all stop supporting their posts bc they make disgusting jokes and steal memes w/o credits and don’t even own up for it TW //

the Robert E. Lee Facts guy

thickyrubio

In a letter to his wife, Robert E Lee once stated, "I love losing and these idiots will never know. This is all a big joke to me. I can't