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Angel 《 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒉𝒐°•》
BemyWings1993
Why are armys and carats kissing? Why? Carats are they prettier than monbebes? Are they? No I'm not jealous just asking#아미_캐럿_키스해 It's a joke, it's a reference. For those who
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caryllebaynee_
tips kung pano makatulog ng maaga a thread; de joke lang, diko din alam e.end of thread.
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rushan ⁷
vkoovie
okay basically this is was I’m getting ‘cancelled’ for so ill just clear it up real quick and some screenshots are under the thread for anyone who doesn’t believe me
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Pronoy Bhattacharya (प्रोणोय भट्टाचार्य)
pronoyb07
A hypothetical(may or may not) on how fame gets boring over a period of time and how to get rid of any social media A lot of you folks
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
NIGHTLY QUESTION: what is the worst party you have ever been to welp seriously some of y’all need to check a thread before you make the same joke 40 people
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lu
flatIinesIut
i just got here i don’t even know what’s going on but its so funny to me how the same people (literally) who were saying we shouldn’t defend justin from
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pedantic dancer
pedanticdancer
I don't think it's okay to joke about the age of China's gymnasts. That said, we are all aware that China was stripped of the bronze medal for the 2000
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George Conway
gtconway3d
The following is a quarantine crowdsource joke-writing exercise. How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb for Donald Trump?#trumplightbulb And no, the answer isn’t “None, because he
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sixers smasey
SMASEY
Was going to make a joke about how the beginning of uncut gems looks like someone getting a colonoscopy but then damn they really do be up his asshole Kevin
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⁰³²⁵britt ⁷₁₂₇ 🧸
cb97kitchen
i’m going to murder yg. yes that is a threat. is the government gonna come for me? probably. do i fucking care? no. for legal reasons , this thread is
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Allan Esgue
kysnattantay
Can a transgender be gay tho, like no joke I am legit thinking bout that rn like when a man went to be a woman but then proceeded to date
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Briana Symoné 💕
PrettyInBri
My life is a joke yall...... I’m forever gon be single. I should’ve kept ignoring his ass I hate Orlando niggas. He ain’t like my joke.
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𝗇𝗂𝗇𝖺 ʚɞ
afterpalettes
RANTi feel like nico nico nii was known because of its humor and not for nico herself. it started as a catchphrase for nico and then as a meme, then
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ilsa
bri_ghts
kenapa gue sangat menyayangkan apology new?1. dia tau kalau isu ini blow up di twitter, tapi dia malah speak up di komen instagram... 2. 90% dari "permintaan maaf" new isinya
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Temoore Raja
Temoore_Raja
Here’s a thread of quotes from “The subtle art of not giving a Fu**” by Mark Manson & TBH I never read so this book better be worth it: “You
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nathan thanki
n_thanki
hospital workers in Stockholm are getting 220% of their usual pay. hospital workers in the UK are getting a minute's applause and coronavirus before you start in pls see below
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