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Ethan Fleischer
EthanFleischer
Kobolds in Magic: the Gathering. Let's thread this! 1/9 In 1994, Wizards released Legends, the first "large" expansion to the game. The designers based the set heavily on Dungeons &
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A.J. Bauer
ajbauer
Biden, Blinken, Yellen — what is this, a gerundocracy? I don’t have a SoundCloud, but if you like this joke buy my book (http://bit.ly/2YgUcZX ) and then buy my next one
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mule
FoolAllTheTime
Something that has completely been covered under the news blitz of COVID is the semis escalation from US China. Quick thread on what’s changed and why you should be updating
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🚀134340 miles from sanity⁷🧈💫
naija0329
Honest talk, Psy's music is not bad. Not at all. It's not like he MADE Kpop a joke—because he didn't intend for his song to blow up like that—it's the
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unconcious yellow authoritarian
fatasianboy1
Ok as an april fools joke i will write you a shitty poem if you post a comment down below I’m serious Ok i forgot about this thread lmao
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Rami
CallMeRamii
Can anyone let me be mean to them please I'm done with this threadHave a good day everything here was a joke :)
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Ashley💖|TheBatFamily 🦇
TheBat_Family
Small thread about my thoughts of the Sanctuary confessions of the Bat-related characters: Batman's is actually good. He has a lot of trouble expressing his love and even calling the
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casualsherastannie
casualsherasta1
hey everyone! i don't mean to cause drama, but since the person involved addressed us by name (the hunger games group chat) i feel as if i should come out
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uphold shi zhiyong thought 🇨🇳 🐙
koaleszenz
hey twitter, just some friendly advice!1. you probably shouldn't joke about mass murder.2. you especially shouldn't spam randos with memes about mass murdering them.1/n 3. given the terrible optics
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Neurotypical? in this economy?
wholesomebluboy
Gonna start correcting people when they call my preference for cleanliness in specific moments OCD, or joke about having ADHD, or tbh whatever it is. Words mean things, and not
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🏳️🌈Hydes🏳️🌈
HydesR01
SpeedySkip is the worst human being I've ever met: a thread. About a month ago, I posted something on the CBR3 Discord about "stalking" Skip. I posted under it that
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rach 🍒
rachelmnts
i was about 2 joke and say i’m not as dumb as y’all think but maybe i’ve just conditioned myself to think that i’m stupid and that everyone around me
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Georgie Burg
Georgie_Burg_45
It’s easy to poke fun at language church officials use. And to be generally appalled with them.It’s less easy to absorb the reality, in ‘apology’ meetings behind closed doors.Believe me,
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BellaRosa 💖 Janet
SharpSweetBella
To me, it’s a red flag that supporters excuse Biden’s off-hand statement that undervalues the autonomy of black voters as a joke. Misogyny isn’t a joke, racism isn’t a joke,
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forsuchatime
alcherries
I have clients in healthcare and biotech. It has put some of our physicians in the hospital. My brother is a physician. It ravages your lungs in a way the
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Lantern
IonRayner
My brain is in overdrive right now and I've discovered that every writer with a beard at some point in their career will make a character grow a beard. So
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