#Joke

Lux 🧠 Alptraum

LuxAlptraum

People are always saying, “Text me when you get home,” but whenever I’m all, “Right, so you know I didn’t get murdered” suddenly I’m the “morbid” one who’s “making it

Lil apple

jins2forks

a thread of johnny saying things cause i love it when he opens his mouth and says words exciting ... thats what i love about ikea u build it urself.

nush ⚢

ohmonons

i barely see anyone but indian people talking about how disrespectful and unfunny this whole scene was and that’s not okay. @GMMTV seems to think that making a mockery out

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GUCClSAN

so im gonna tweet about something that happened in august with me and ayv thats obvi still been on my mind despite them “apologizing” for it but it goes along

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eIIieaster

just started crying because i can’t believe itziar ituño’s h*sband really looks like that i’m not gonna lie i thought it was fr a conspiracy theory that someone that u*ly

Mike Birbiglia

birbigs

Obama should walk into the Whitehouse and say “I’m the president again” and we’ll go from there. My previous tweet was not intended to be literal though I understand the

Valkyrie General Shinga

LadyShinga

College students will be excited to learn you can afford an entire half of a textbook for next semester #HowToSpendYourStimulus In This Thread: people who somehow thought I was making

✿BLM ACAB | 🙏sero day🙏 | tbhk | Venus

VenusStruggling

Assigning you bnha ships based on your signs + a little bit of rude judgement cuz I’m an asshole at heart{thread} - obligatory “this is a joke don’t take I

Left Foot Forward

LeftFootFwd

This week's most read: Keir Starmer’s next challenge after the Covid crisis is stopping a hard Brexit, writes @mdbuckley https://leftfootforward.org/2020/04/keir-starmers-next-challenge-after-the-covid-crisis-stopping-a-hard-brexit/ PM’s newspape

Satish Verma

satoverma

The term liberal right is a misnomer because right by definition is conservative. If you're not conservative, you aren't on the 'right' side. The ones who get labelled as 'Liberal

adé🐻🐼

clumpsoul_

The internet is a joke So tired of these newgrounds rejects...

Talk To Me Normal

Beard_KW

Ladies text a close male friend “I know we are good friends but I have always been attracted to u. I hope I’m not coming off too forward and hope

geaorgina♡

Bakuubitch

i love this man so much words cannot describe how much he means to me hes just helped me so much even if he’s not real he makes me so

Mark Dice

MarkDice

This woman is on Facebook's new "independent" @OversightBoard and will decide who to ban, and what content gets censored for "hate speech." Not a joke. She is.

Lauren Hough

laurenthehough

I can’t sleep but it turns out I’ve never seen the big Lebowski and that’s supposed to be good so maybe I’ll do that. Oh 1998. That’s why I’ve never

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aywebalin

exposing @/atmycentral because im tired of trying to hide it ryan is one of my best friends ever and even tho we've literally never had a full conversation i genuinely