Jabodetabek as your schoolmates

a thread

Jakarta
Jakarta will be that type of student who’d pay for your lunch but talk shit about you cause you’re not as rich as them. They always copy your homework in the morning before the class even start.

Intelligence: 4/10
Social skills: 10/10
Spiritual: Meh
Joke: 8/10

Bogor
Bogor will be that type of ustad i mean student who fills your days with bible/quran verses and leads the morning prayer every day. They’re kind, religious, and good at math.

Intelligence: 10/10 (PAI)
Social skills: 5/10
Spiritual: 10/10 jannah destination
Joke: 2/10

Depok
Depok clearly will be that type of student who’s such a class clown. Even their government i mean existence makes people laugh. You’ll live longer if you’re around depok students.

Intelligence: 6/10
Social skills: 8/10
Spiritual: 7/10
Joke: a certified clown

Tangerang
Tangerang will be that type of student who always gets questioned “HAH DEMI APA RUMAH LU DI SITU? JAUH BANGET” everytime people wanna decide at whose house they should do the kerja kelompok.

Intelligence: 7/10
Social skills: 7/10
Spiritual: 7/10
Gojek fare: High

Bekasi
Bekasi will be that type of student who’s bad yet SURPRISINGLY smart. They’re gonna skip every class and still being in the top 5. Is it because they live on the different planet? we still dont know luv

Intelligence: 9/10
Social Skills: 8/10
Spiritual: 3/10
Joke: 7/10

this is just a joke ok if you take it seriously then we could never work out its 2020 la you all stop taking things on the internet seriously