Biden, Blinken, Yellen — what is this, a gerundocracy?
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Also this Tweet really nails it: https://twitter.com/alg_alison/status/1331029714660696064">https://twitter.com/alg_aliso...
Also, if you appreciated this Tweet don’t forget to thank your best high school English teacher. Thanks @lajhale!
What’s funnier?
Hey, @smithsonian. You should archive the responses to this Tweet so that future generations can understand just how punch drunk we all are after the last four years.
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