#Joke

♛ Bella ♛

rauhling_bizzle

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical

Taco Storm @ Worlds 2020 🇨🇳

TacoSt0rm

So no joke @dominos has some amazing pizza combos in China that I'd never have considered. A thread. First up we have a meat sensation just for @G2Jankos. Starting off

Chad Hayes, MD 🧟‍♀️💀😈👻

chadhayesmd

i've noticed this trend on twitter recently where an intelligent, educated woman with years of experience in a particular field tweets a well-thought out thread explaining the subject matter for

🛡Ash 💖 ➐

BaritoneBxtch

RESPECT TRANSHET PEOPLE, THEY ARE JUST AS VALID AND DESERVING OF OUR ATTENTION AS GAY TRANS PEOPLE.Even doing something little like changing when you say “straight” to “allocishet” can make

Rasa Bersalah

Nokomori

He asked, "how does dying feel?"And I assure him that It's not something we really want to know, and the next line he said to me forces me to write

jauntyart

jauntyart1

I think it's now a dumb running joke to test the limits of my brother's definition of a sandwich. A sandwich is a filling surrounded by bread. Bread being baked

Almir Colan

almircolan

[1/7] Some thoughts about comedian Isaac Butterfield’s joke about the Christchurch mosque shootings.I think people like Isaac Butterfield argue that there is too much political correctness (and that is a

@PixelThinks

PixelThinks

The /r/askhistorians April fool's joke is the only good one I've seen so far and it's very very good this tweet blew up out of literally nowhere so support trans

Daisy Christodoulou

daisychristo

HOW FAKE NEWS SPREADS.On Weds night, at 9.49pm, @Telegraph tweeted this.https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1293650828180574208 It quoted Gavin Williamson:"Mr Williamson said that, if teachers' grades were used, "we would hav

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ra_jeongin

⠀ ━━ @ra_ryujin ⠀ ⠀happy 6th monthsary!!! joke u're probably still sleeping soundly right now and I don't know what time you'll be reading this, huwag ka masyadong magulat

Sienna

siennaxrienzo

actually ima rant on twitter. IGNORE THIS THREAD if suicide triggers you in anyway.(this in no way is to shame the mindset of anyone im always here for help) Tweeting

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cumberbtched

i’d like to talk about #adamdriverisoverparty i barely have ANY followers at all so i don’t expect anyone to see this, but i’ll say it anyways solely because i want

The Tweet Sniper💥

IWashington

Listen up! Here’s the SitRep. You all ‘know’ the staleness and weakness in the same old joke and punchline. Why are we so triggered collectively and responding to the same

Chairman Birb Bernanke ♡

Bonecondor

Take your pick: “He’s giving you a compliment”, “That’s just his way of flirting”, “Why are you such a bitch? He’s giving you attention”, “this only works if you’re hot”,

Emmet Kirwan

EmmetKirwan

Disney plus needs to add teh Young Indiana Jones Chromicles. I want to watch the one where he winds up in Dublin meets a young Sean Lemass and takes part

asexual sex witch

mercurymusings

Ahh yes. One time someone asked me why I dye my hair (insinuating mental illness) and I told them I don’t dye my hair but it grows purple bc I