I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

oh my god I finally did it, I’m finally twitter famous. The Twitter illuminati have chosen me finally. one of my New Years resolutions actually came true?? I never thought this day would come. I’d like to thank tumblr for this, because obviously it’s from there lmao

I finally have some shit to promote, follow me on here and other places

Also i do model for fun! If you’re a photographer in Oregon, I’d love to do a collab but I am a college student so i can only offer so much money but here’s some shots

I promise I typically don’t post shit I see from tumblr

I’m gonna need more gays to follow me, can I finally be part of the famous twitter gays club? I’d like to thank Domo Wilson for indicting me

It’s already been commented and I JUST quoted this saying this but in case you missed, this joke is from @ homo-sex-shoe-whale on Tumblr. It’s her joke, and I should’ve credited her immediately after I tweeted this. I didn’t expect this go blow up; she deserves more recognition.