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The Tweet Sniper💥

When I was 13, my brand new Huffy Dirt Bike from K-Mart was stolen out of the two garage of my house. I left the garage open that summer and

Me: (4.9.20) “Where is Tom Hanks and Heidi Klum? They all knew Harvey Weinstein well and knew Jeffrey Epstein. Apparently, a huge spike in black infections and deaths has alarmed

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Him: “Do you have any idea what kind of people you have Following you and rooting you on on Twitter?”Me: “Kind of People?”Him: “Yes. Those people are insane and would

Listen up! Here’s the SitRep. You all ‘know’ the staleness and weakness in the same old joke and punchline. Why are we so triggered collectively and responding to the same

Her: “Hey...can we say celebrities?? Don’t punish us all, please. ”Me: “Are you a multi-millionaire or billionaire posting wine and cooking great food during a pandemic? No? Then my

I was ignorant once, but I was smart enough to do something about it when it was revealed to me. Today, it seems that being willfully ignorant is a ‘badge

As I get older, I’m becoming more and more aware of how my life has been impacted by my grandfather. Pa Pa loved his Days Work chewing tobacco, his pipes,

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance

Fxck Fear. I Choose Love and their isn’t a damn thing ‘they’ can do about it. THIS:

Him: “Things are getting crazy!”Me: “There are those out there that were crazy long before this pandemic was unleashed on us. Don’t buy into it when you see it here