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can’t stop thinking about how no one knows anything about where eels come from and how no eels have ever been bred in captivity Leave me alonehttps://bangordailynews.com/2021/03/13/business/millions-of-baby-eels-are-caught-in-maine-each-y

the government needs to give direct support to the service industry the government needs to give direct support to small business the government needs to give money to those who

Spent all day trying to figure out how to word this tweet and can’t so just pull up a chair because boy did I hear some wild stuff today: I’m

tweeting from 33,000 feet in a metal tube going 531mph from a device with more technology in it than took the US to the moon that fits in my pocket

Sitting in a pho place waiting for my pickup order and this old bat just walked in, walked past all of the signs that say “we can see you and

Take your pick: “He’s giving you a compliment”, “That’s just his way of flirting”, “Why are you such a bitch? He’s giving you attention”, “this only works if you’re hot”,

leveling up from giving cute girls swords: we should give cute girls tanks tank egirls too op pls nerf