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Matt Walsh
MattWalshBlog
I have a joke about airplanes but it would go over your headI have a joke about cows but I don’t want to milk itI have a joke about the
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Ratana 🎙📺🎮
diamondsong
I've got a ramen joke, but I need to noodle on it first. I have a running joke, but not sure it has legs. I have a yogurt joke, but
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DanaCatCat 🇳🇿😸💀🌈
DAYtheELF
I have a cat joke, but it'll only make you furryous. I have a cat joke, but you won't find it hissterical. I have a cat joke, but I'm not
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Lilo the Autistic Queer
A_Silent_Child
I have an OCD joke butI have an OCD joke butI have an OCD joke but I have an OCD joke but if I say it my cousin might die.
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Jason A. Higgins
JasonAHiggins
I have an oral history joke but I can’t remember all the names and dates. I have a public history joke but I’d have to explain what public history is
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Lucas👑
LucasHogie
If you like your own tweets... what are you doing? Like, what do you hope to achieve by doing that? Are you more popular now? Are you any happier, more
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Dr Emily Worthington
ECWorthington
I’ve got a historical clarinet joke. Actually I’ve got a cupboard full of them ... yes actually they are all different, ... ah no, none of them are quite the
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Daniel Ƀrrr
csuwildcat
I think I have a #Bitcoin joke, but I have to wait 9 minutes to confirm it. My uncle has an Ethereum joke, but I couldn't follow what he
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Udi Wertheimer
udiWertheimer
1/ Making fun of @sassal0x is a lot of fun, I mean look at that stupid hatBut I believe him and the rest when they say $few was a joke.It
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Dodd
Amuk3
Historical note related to my previous: Way back in the halcyon days of blogging, I set up https://centrist.blogspot.com/ . It purports to 'speak for the centrists.' I purposefully never posted anything
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Irenes (many)
ireneista
We have a privacy joke, but don't worry, it's not targeted at you specifically.https://twitter.com/mcmillen/status/1286784453239615489 We have a privacy joke but you need to opt in to personalized avertising before you
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Aman Kumar Singh
wahifunnywala
As someone who loves topical humor i feel if people could seperate themselves from their ideologies, they would see how much i dont care about politics at all. How I'm
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Alex T Magaisa 🇿🇼
Wamagaisa
1. There’s a scene in The Sopranos where Tony, the boss makes a joke. It’s a bad joke. But his lieutenants laugh hysterically. In the Mafia, the boss’s jokes are
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molly DIDNT UNF
rainbowuris
hey, i did something really fucked up so this thread is me apologizing. i want to start off by saying i know i really messed up and nobody has to
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B. David Tyler
DrBDT
I sent a mass email to my data class last night that ended with a corny @msexcel joke. I woke up to a student reply with the student's own variation
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atira!? 🌙
nlltacos
Tw//sexual harassment ---i really hate the thing thats happening in my country rn, how tf jokes about r@pe are normal?so theres a teacher literally jokes about r@pe saying to the
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