I have a joke about airplanes but it would go over your head

I have a joke about cows but I don’t want to milk it

I have a joke about the electric chair but it’s really shocking

I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time
I have a joke about modern art but it’s a little abstract

I have a joke about Victoria’s Secret but I’m not supposed to tell it

I have a joke about the National Anthem but you wouldn’t stand for it

I have a joke about leg injuries but it’s pretty lame
I have a joke about Apollo 13 but it wouldn’t land

I have a joke about homemade explosives but it might blow up in my face

have a joke about amnesia but I forgot it
I have a joke about the rapture but
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