I think I have a #Bitcoin joke, but I have to wait 9 minutes to confirm it.

My uncle has an Ethereum joke, but I couldn't follow what he was saying.

_____ has a Monero joke, and here it is: _____

I have a smart contract joke that was full of laughs, but somehow it's been drained of its humor.

I have a CLTV joke, but I can't tell it to you right now even if I tried.

I have a DAO joke, but I can't tell it unless everyone agrees...

...unless you ask nicely, and I decide to use my admin privileges.

I have a Tron joke, but I don't even want to tell it because it can't compete with the joke that is Tron itself.

I have a joke about a scammer and an old guy talking about rat poison at a country club, but I'll only tell you if you pay $4.5 million and take me to dinner.

I have a joke about block rewards, but you'll really have to work to get it out of me.

My name is Ripple and I have a joke about XRP, but I didn't create the joke, it spontaneously created itself.

I have a crypto joke that's 2x as good as the previous ones in this thread, but you'll have to sign an agreement in New York if you want to hear it.

I have a joke about a pet rock, but Peter Schiff tells it better.

I had a joke about forking that I can't remember, but I think Jihan Wu's mom knows it.