I have an oral history joke but I can’t remember all the names and dates.

I have a public history joke but I’d have to explain what public history is first.

I have a joke about the history of fascism, but half of Americans still don’t get it.

I have a joke about the French Revolution, but it would go over your heads.

I have a joke about the CIA, that you’ve probably never heard about.

I have a joke about confederates that will knock you off your pedistool.

I have a joke about historians, but we are not okay right now.

101 days until Election Day 2020.