We have a privacy joke, but don't worry, it's not targeted at you specifically. https://twitter.com/mcmillen/status/1286784453239615489
We have a privacy joke but you need to opt in to personalized avertising before you can hear it.
We have a privacy joke but it's only for groups of 10,000 people or more.
We have a privacy joke but legal wouldn't sign off on explaining the details to the public.
We have a privacy joke but we can't tell it to you without SVP approval.
This is a good email thread, thank you for it. We'd like to mention that we have a privacy joke. Unrelatedly, please put a video call on our calendar if there's anything you'd like to talk about.
We have a privacy joke, but please don't take notes on it.
This privacy joke isn't intended to track anyone, it's meant for very large groups of people such as 100,000 or more. However, we can't promise we won't tell it to individuals.
We've established an independent oversight body to tell privacy jokes. The committee members include our chief legal officer and a former spokesperson for the Department of Defense.