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Teddy Bonkers
TeddyBonkers5
@CoxComm @CoxHelp this a joke 5 months now a fucking joke 150 dollars a month and these are my speeds ridiculous i can honestly slap 50 screenshots to
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xenoblade fanfiction in 2021? it's likely
gayprotagonist
why not just delete the joke if it landed so horribly wrong? oh right you don't care bc negative attention is still attentionhttps://twitter.com/keatsianhero/status/1248322719688658944 nonlesbians be like [looking at watch] time
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Yettyclassy
Yettyclassy
Nah. You could have congratulated her some other way but you had to be condescending. Insinuating that her real estate ish is a front for money laundering. Do you know
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Tony Ojukwu
TonyOjukwuO
I just finished my interview with @TheFavoredWoman in which I touched on the need to protect the rights of women & girls especially in these uncertain #COVID19 times & my
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Sel⁷🧈
BTStranslation_
these days so many of these 'fans' are crossing the line of respect and being disrespectful thinking it's harmless. you should be grateful that BTS are so open with us,
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✨Laoian- Offline ⛈✨✨
stormsandstars
//CARSHi, I’m back with another thread. I won’t pin this one cuz the one that is already pinned is the important one. I uh, I’m not really proud of starting
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Rob Heiret
Rheiret
If you've played the game, you're tired of the sea bass joke. I get it. *I'M* tired of the sea bass joke, and I wrote it. But here's a secret
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aoa
aldrinoangulo
so ayon, kanina naisipan kong mag-joke sa kuya ko which is yung panganay namin.a thread; nasa baba ako tapos nasa taas si kuya, nagdadalawang isip ako kung itutuloy ko yung
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Seth Cotlar
SethCotlar
Trump's unhinged attacks on soup might fire up his base, but isn't he afraid they're gonna crater the, um, stock market? If I was going to grade that joke, I'd
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ŁK 🥤
2wenty4s
Salary in the UK is a joke. Salary in London is blasphemous. Salary should match up with living and it literally doesn’t here. It is not about people not knowing
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R.Сам 🦋🐏
Logo_Daedalus
"Logo, you don't even look like you could approach me in an alley & ruthlessly strip me of my clothes & then fuck my ass! How am I supposed to
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Damian Counsell
DamCou
Award-Winning Journalist Carole Cadwalldr asks:"What is happening inside NHS Nightingale?? There’s been nothing but total silence"You, my wise followers, can answer: A rando replied to this to complain that "everyone
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CAMTHATMEMEMAN
camthatmememan
I am sorry for this statement. When I said this I said it as a joke. I didn't mean to offend or hurt anyones feelings. If a random person said
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thisloverisgood
#BurgerKingisOverParty is nothing less than a joke that somehow became trending on Twitter. We know that they won’t be “cancelled,” this was all just a silly little joke and kept
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Can you eat it? The colored paper
s4hia
top 5 queerest mutuals: a thread with proof 5. @letyveslive 4. @letyveslive 3. @letyveslive 2. @sissythatpatch 1. @letyveslive I'm sorry there's a mistake. @kimliptron you guys won most queer. no--
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providing context to educative threads, apparently
catwithclover1
Why context matters so much in regards to techno's "covid joke," a thread by an asian who still watches and enjoys his content.But also why you are valid for being
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