I have an OCD joke but
I have an OCD joke but
I have an OCD joke but

I have an OCD joke but if I say it my cousin might die.

I have an OCD joke, but I'd probably delete it in five minutes anyway.

I have an OCD joke, but I'm evil for thinking it.

I have an OCD joke, but if I tell it I'll spend all next week worrying I should have told it differently.

I have an OCD joke, but I don't know you well enough to judge how you'd react and forget it I shouldn't have said anything oh God you hate me now I deserve punishment I'm so sorry for bothering you with a silly joke sorry sorry sorry I don't mean to do everything wrong

I have an OCD joke, but I took 10 hours perfecting it and now everyone's gone.

I have an OCD joke and I can't stop telling it.

I don't have an OCD joke, but had to add this tweet so the thread would be divisible by three.