I've got a ramen joke, but I need to noodle on it first.
I have a running joke, but not sure it has legs.
I have a yogurt joke, but it lacks culture.
I've got a boxing joke, but it needs a punch line.
I've got a cat joke, but it's not purrfect yet.
I have a vampire joke, but it kinda bites.
I have a ballet joke, but there's a high barre.
I have a rhythm joke, but not sure about the pacing.
I've got an Instagram joke, but I need to hashtag it out first.
I have a joke about memories, but I forgot it.
I've got a joke about eating, but it takes a minute to digest.
I have a joke about chairs, but I need to sit with it for a bit.
I have a joke about jokes, but I need to set it up first.
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