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Matt Norlander
MattNorlander
The time has come for some DMB geekery: I ranked every @davematthewsbnd song ever. Then I took the best of the best and made a printable bracket. So have at
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Mike Garafolo
MikeGarafolo
#Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell on Yannick Ngakoue: “I think his options are very limited at this point. ... We’ll welcome him back with open arms. Tremendous player and person.“ Says
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Chiken
RazorChiken
Update: currently eating pizza Update 2: just finished the first slice - it was pretty good. Followed it down with some milk. Sitting with Dave. I have attached a picture.
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🍁Chris Shehan, but scary🏳️🌈
ChrisShehanArt
Show me your favorite comic pages ever. Could include Manga, comic strips, anything. Here are mine. Hellboy: The Corpse (Mike Mignola, Dave Stewart)Batman: Year One (Frank Miller, David Mazzucchelli, Richmond
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Sen. Denise Batters
denisebatters
On #WorldMentalHealthDay I share this to emphasize the importance of #MentalHealth :This week, I went to the cemetery to visit my husband #DaveBatters' gravesite. (Dave died by suicide in
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🔞Benji ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿
benjifoxy
ALL the dummies who start or center their arguments around 'not all' need to take a seat. Please let me explain what you're doing and why it's so bad for
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Joel. Back. New account. New handle. Sort it out.
Archies_Dad
Every time I think about Johnson, I remember when he appeared on ‘Late Show With David Letterman’.After about three minutes of Johnson blustering, Dave paused and said “have you ever
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Dave (Event)
Davelovesyou4
TIME FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVERYONE’S INVITED!!!//you didn’t have to RSVP. Under this is just a free for all, the main event will continue when I feel like it Anyone
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Claire Willett
clairewillett
This is my favorite Joe R*gan jokehttps://twitter.com/caissie/status/1387505329844342785 The best part about this is that, in show canon, Joe was absolutely the one character who would not get a life-saving vaccine
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Ben Fisher
benfishernyc
Non-Comedy, Personal Update: my uncle died last week. 10 years ago he called me a homo, and our relationship has been strained ever since. At the time I told him
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💚 ☻ Iament ☻ 💚 🇬🇧⃠
ScrCatboyPrtct
thread of tweets that make me go evil mode tw drowning //.... hamilton , repetition //... naruto , atla //.... danganronpa , monokuma , brandon rogers ,
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☕🌿❄️Skittikyu❄️🌿☕ | Essay Hell Until May 3rd
Skittikyu
all THSC gays are oblivious but different brands(tm) of oblivious Dave - oblivious via self deprecationRupert - oblivious via misinterpretationBurt - oblivious via underanalyzationSven - oblivous via oversimplificationCharles - just
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Shaffie Waru
Mwass_
I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it
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Heights of Various Celebrities
celebheights1
My favorite fits from Kids in the Hall (sorry for the low quality, this show came out in 1988) Omg how could I forget this turtle neck and army green
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Clayton Kershaw is the 🐐
winnnforvinnn
Dave Roberts “Playoff run Destroyer”A LONG THREAD (Took me a lot of hours...so give it a look, a like or a retweet if you would) Game 1 (2016 NLDS)Situation: Bot
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Noah Hurowitz
NoahHurowitz
Dave donated $250 to help house the homeless, the other $250 will be donated once we can get the money outta gofundme, congrats everyone, i'm gonna get a tattoo of
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