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I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” 
“My manager called and told me I needed to make a statement. I said NIGGA, I ALREADY DID! And people ask me, ‘Dave, what did your wife say?’ and I laugh. My wife looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I know that’s not true because I’ve fucked you. And you’re not that good.”
“Are my strokes as good as my jokes? You decide. Because I’m not gonna say I didn’t do it. However, that doesn’t mean that I did. What I know without an ounce of doubt deep down is that if I was to ever fuck a washed up rapper from New York, it would definitely be Ja Rule.”
I am not Dave’s burner account. Although if I was, this is exactly what I’d tweet
