Update: currently eating pizza

Update 2: just finished the first slice - it was pretty good. Followed it down with some milk. Sitting with Dave. I have attached a picture.

Update 3: Second piece was small so it went quick. I am enjoying this meal. #Twitter

Update 4: Going to the kitchen for seconds, wish me luck

I have returned from the kitchen with several more pieces of pizza. Dave has awoken. I attached a picture.

Update 6: I finished the pizza. It was pretty good. I will probably regret this shortly. Dave is sleeping again.

Update 7: After a brief moment of happiness I have now entered battle against the final boss - heartburn.

Update 8: Someone has unfollowed because of this thread. Good riddance. The people must know.