Read on Twitter
TIME FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVERYONE’S INVITED!!!
//you didn’t have to RSVP. Under this is just a free for all, the main event will continue when I feel like it
//you didn’t have to RSVP. Under this is just a free for all, the main event will continue when I feel like it
Anyone want some cake?
And here’s the animatronics
Don’t they look happy
Don’t they look happy
You can now play any of the games at the Chuck E Cheese’s
[At this point former president of the United States Barrack Obama, walks into the Chuck E Cheeses and walks up to Dave, wishing him a happy birthday]
![[At this point former president of the United States Barrack Obama, walks into the Chuck E Cheeses and walks up to Dave, wishing him a happy birthday]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec52YLAXoAEn8RN.jpg "[At this point former president of the United States Barrack Obama, walks into the Chuck E Cheeses and walks up to Dave, wishing him a happy birthday]")
OBAMA?!!?! YOU CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?!?!!?!
[He nods. “Dave?” He says “I have a very important task for you”]
[He nods. “Dave?” He says “I have a very important task for you”]
[“the local puppy rescue is running low on funds. They need $1023.16 exactly to continue running. However! This Chuck E Cheese is holding a Fortnite dance competition and the prize money is $1023.16 exactly (after tax, data rates may apply, not available at all locations)”]
[“Dave, I need you to win this competition for the puppies”]
But Former President Barrack Obama? Why don’t you donate the money or get others to pitch in?
[“oh Dave,” he rests his hand on his shoulder “plot convenience!”]
But Former President Barrack Obama? Why don’t you donate the money or get others to pitch in?
[“oh Dave,” he rests his hand on his shoulder “plot convenience!”]
[“but Dave, you don’t have to go this alone. There’s someone who I got to help you. Theyre the manager of the Justice in the local mall. Go find them and save those puppies”]
[with those last words Obama teleports away]
[with those last words Obama teleports away]
//main event continues in this thread
https://twitter.com/davelovesyou4/status/1283097881650565121?s=21">https://twitter.com/daveloves... https://twitter.com/davelovesyou4/status/1283097881650565121">https://twitter.com/daveloves...
https://twitter.com/davelovesyou4/status/1283097881650565121?s=21">https://twitter.com/daveloves... https://twitter.com/davelovesyou4/status/1283097881650565121">https://twitter.com/daveloves...
