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D.A. Horton
da_horton
PLUMBING EMERGENCY Earlier this week we had a plumbing emergency. The master plumber who rushed to our home at 9pm informed us we hadn’t lived in our new home long
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Lowkey
LowkeyTwits
one of these days, i hope to stop being surprised by this shit. @GreenNewDealVA and @vasierraclub are screening a new doc called "Reinventing Power," complete with expert panel. cool, might
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grape lost ebg dont unfollow 😿
KenmasLice
hxh characters and their dick ratings,,,a thread -has an uncircumcised dick-very phat-extremely long 9 inches-kinda hairy-8/10 -circumsised but not really he just tore off the foreskin-his dick is not that
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FPL statoholic
FplStatoholic
[THREAD] BEST FPL GOALKEEPERS 20/21 Having failed miserably with finding the right set & forget GK last season, Heaton, Gazzaniga and Foster to name a few I owned, I am
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Mihir Sharma
mihirssharma
Firecrackers. Facepalm. Come on, Delhi I suppose Delhiites were getting tired of the clean air and the birds One balcony has started off on thalis also just in case it
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Fae Johnstone
FaeJohnstone
There’s nothing quite like the moment of panic when you think your ferret may have climbed up the chimney.... We cleaned out our fireplace (which hasn’t been used in years
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Ase Deliri
AhsanDeliri
Gentlemen sidebar:Alright here’s a little secret. The vast majority of the world stinks. Men smell. Some of them really bad. You have an opportunity to capitalize. At the very LEAST
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The Golden Ratio
TheGoldenRatio4
Would you all like to see the transformation of the Golden Ratio Dog Transport (ie the rv GR mom is embarrassed about)? Let’s start with the outside. It came with
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ssseeeellll
awewebacot
ok fine, now i'm emotionally unstable. why can't i stop being so green-eyed to someone's life that was easier than mine? why can't i stop being so insecure to myself?
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bambi
not_mcgarry
Acne medication: literally bleachMe: IT’S GOING ON THE FACE Acne medication: lol might fuck around and damage your liverMe: DELICIOUS Acne Medication: hey kid, yeah you with the already low
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MrsFlounders_EnglishTeacher🙋🏻♀️
FloundersMrs
Why I find the symbolism of washing blood from hands in Macbeth so fascinating... a thread. 1/ the immediacy of the image in a literal sense: the violence of the
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Nava Mohan Rao 🇮🇳
rao_nava
The meaning of Alphabets during pandemic :A: Avoid CrowdB: Beware of Fake NewsC: Clean ur HandsD: Don't go OutE: Empty the StreetsF: Family FirstG: Gathering is BadI: Inside the HomeJ:
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juni 🦭🌈🦠
JUNIUS_64
hey cool fact totally apropos of nothing and not pertaining to the furry fandom discourse of the day: if an apology doesnt clearly communicate what is being apologized for, its
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korma
kormaway
This guy got married last year oct And we used to fuck,he’s got one nice ass and clean bussy,And we chat nasty all the time,so last night I was horny
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Ellen M. Gilmer
ellengilmer
Final @ABAEnvLaw conference session of the week is a fun one: Clean Water Act! WOTUS, post-Maui legal landscape & more Ex-EPAer Anna Wildeman says timing of Supreme Court's Maui decision
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basseyworld
Basseyworld
Context: about two years into my last MacBook, I accidentally cleaned it with something that fucked up the screen. It’s why I wanted a new one. When I saw the
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