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Alright here’s a little secret. The vast majority of the world stinks. Men smell. Some of them really bad. You have an opportunity to capitalize. At the very LEAST be neutral in odour. If you want to be remembered there’s a simple way to do so.
Wear very nice cologne. Don’t buy the cheap harsh stuff that smells very strong. Buy the high quality ones that are made of essential oils not garbage chemicals. Don’t shower in cologne. Don’t cover up your nasty odour with cologne.
The proper approach is this:
1) Shower and scrub everywhere
2) get cotton balls and use 60% rubbing alcohol. Wipe down under your arm pits.
3) Wear deodorant. No one wants to see the nasty side arm pits.
4) Use chassis powder to keep your chest and back dry for the day.
5) Gently apply cologne behind your ears. On the back of your neck. And one spray to walk through.

Why? Back of your neck because the females will eventually loving sneaking up behind you for hugs and a sniff.
Behind your ears for when they get intimate.

That’s all she wrote
How do you know which colognes are cheap and which ones are made of high quality oils? The cheap ones have an alcohol smell. They also evaporate 4-7 hours later. The essential oil ones can last days.
Always go with a soft smell. You don’t want to induce headaches to people around you. What you’re going for is the pleasant surprise when someone gets close for a handshake, a hug or a kiss. How do you know it’s the right one?
She’ll close her eyes take a big breath with her nose, smile and then open her eyes to you. Make sure your smile is ready to greet her.
I have 4 colognes I use. 1 very special one for big events. 2 for work to rotate and 1 for the odd occasion I go out with others.

Clean body, fresh breath, clean shoes, nice cologne, friendly smile, warm laughter, quick wit, natural charm, excellent manners. Go get’em!
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