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Angela Mayfield
pinkrocktopus
My lord, you got a lot of damn nerve, you stale, chalky grifter. Health and livelihood of Georgians? The high-definition calumny! How do you even walk with balls as big
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ishmael
iD4RO
Just to be clear, the problem with the drone murder cake isn't that it was "in poor taste" or a bad joke that didn't land. It's that Brown people and
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Lisa Henry
LisaHenryOnline
I asked Anne Regan at @dreamspinners if royalty money from the escrow account was used for other business purposes. This is what I got back: 1/4 "We have paid authors
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Arthur Chu
arthur_affect
It is the most fucking hilariously 2020 thing that Team Trump is all old Boomers who still don't fully comprehend how the Internet works and have no idea that everyone's
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acab|blm|☪️|🏳️🌈|⚧ امنه خان
jaythenerdkid
fat jokes aren't even funny. what's the punchline? "wow, that person has more body fat than what is currently considered acceptable by a society whose standards of beauty are constantly
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Dave Scheidt
DaveScheidt
Gary Larson falling back in love with cartooning after retiring from The Far Side in 1995 is so sweet and the exact thing we need right now. The Far Side
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Mike I Guess 🗡
mike_i_guess
I saw a crummy take today about CR ships and I want to address something that comes up in queerbaiting discourse: bisexual erasure. Queerbating is when two characters maintain a
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💟 Dee
ADDeeCee
When I was a kid, there was a tv ad with a punchline of, “you’re soaking in it.” My kid brain picked up that line and almost zero days have
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Peter Clines
PeterClines
I'm confused why the whole Kansas Supreme Court case is even happening. I mean, God is everywhere, right? Can't ministers just stream their services live? Can't people sing prayers at
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Rick Glanvill
RickGlanvill
Passed some time revisiting the excellent @BritishCartoonA in order to post some depictions of @ChelseaFC through the decades, starting with this Giles classic from Nov 1945 (1/6) Next, a typical
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seoulvc
"you think im pretty without any makeup on" https://twitter.com/seoulvc/status/1321517988160307200 u think im funny when i tell the punchline wrong i know you get me so i let my walls come
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Teresa Palomar (a.k.a. Helena Handbasket)
TeresaPalomar1
Yesterday I posted that I was approaching 40 years on HRT. I was mistaken. I'm approaching 41 years on HRT. My first injection of estrogen was on July 2, 1980.I
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Peyman Milanfar
docmilanfar
1/4 It may come as a surprise to some that Rayleigh's limit to resolution is just a rule of thumb - not a physical law:"two point sources are regarded as
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Ankur Sharma
AnkurSharma__
What @DelhiPolice needs is not a good punchline but sensitiveness & sincerity.Here is what happened.I saw few people gathered at Barapulla flyover, near CBI Hqr few mins back & saw a man
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Kona's Mom🦮🎶🎭🌊🎱
iamrachelwolf
Normally I'd say this is your brain on drugs, but in Randy's case it's more complicated. This is his brain on the wrong kind of drugs rather than the kind
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Paul Sylvester
paulsylvester75
Doing my regular listen of presenter demos and question I'm asked is "what are you looking for in a presenter?" obvs there's no easy answer and it varies - but
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