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Sarah "Neila" Elkins ⚡️💜⚡️
NeilaK20
I spent almost two hours writing this instead of resting because I want to get back to making silly stories on here.I deleted and reposted the last 3 tweets in
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Mokone
Lepara007
When you not around Loot changes the channel when your music comes on @ReasonHD Im playing man. She doesnt even know you make music. Lmaooooooo Do you even know you
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Rebecca Green
wordofgreen
I've said it before & I'll say it again: What makes me love this iconic performance is that at literally no point is the fact he is dancing/dressed femme played
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Maw
TheEbonyMaw
Punchline: Pewdiepie is a chad boi and idubbbz is a sad simp.A fat, hairy asshole: Oh! I can make this about racism! It’s really funny when Quinton mocks people like
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Matt Trinh: #Mythics fulfilling soon!
matttrinh
So because I was curious, I decided to do some research on the pirate sites. The conclusion I came to is that Amazon and Comixology aren't the root of piracy,
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almammoniaque
orelyonne
allez hop thread de mes morceaux préférés de rap fr Lomepal - Sur le solUn chef d'oeuvre OZ - Satan comme p'tit coeur Jazzy Bazz - 64 mesures de spleen
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Andrew Valentine
Valentine721
So after watching The Pacific it is interesting to me how WWII media can massacre Nazis almost as a comedic punchline, but there is always this level of discomfort when
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Sosa
S_Nkohla1
I think Ima do a Thugger appreciation thread for this lockdown. 21 of my favorite Thug songs with a lil description and my favorite punchline from each song. Yeahh I
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🔞SpicyAngels🔞⚡Comms Open⚡
angels_spicy
Just a friendly PSA from your neighborhood T1D:My fellow writers, please stop using diabetic as a descriptor for something sweet, or saying eating something sweet will make you diabetic.It's inaccurate
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Cyrus @ school
chrysopoetics
Looking at the “If you draw your mlm ships like” tweets, aware I cannot detach them from what they’re actually signaling, suffering with what jokes I could make otherwise if
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Christine Liwag Dixon
cmliwagdixon
The hypersexualization of Asian women plays a HUGE part in the violence we face. I've been cornered on the street as men say "me love you long time." I've been
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Nupur J Sharma
UnSubtleDesi
High time people realise we are in a civilisational war. I don’t mean this as a punchline. If they can, they will beat us down and keep us there. It
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Old Head Energy
Cheamane
What's the most overused punchline/reference in Hip Hop?I just heard "I got a Lethal Weapon like Danny Glover" from like the 1000th rapper over the 30+ years since that movie
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meghnad 🔗
Memeghnad
Why do some people get upset and resort to death threats when comedians crack jokes about certain subjects?A lazy opinion #thread. Comedy is about finding humor in places where it's
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Matthew Yglesias
mattyglesias
Okay so I was in Chicago for the first time and struck by its bigness and I wanted to know what’s up. NYC —> Wall StreetLA —> MoviesDC —> The
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Oz Katerji
OzKaterji
Katie Halper and Matt Taibbi confirmed in a recent podcast that they were both fired from Rolling Stone because of their pro-Assad views and war crimes revisionism. Sure Matt, it's
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