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jiminiebread

seokjin as hamsters, a short but devastating thread they eat strawberry they like flowers they are pocket sized they play they eat they are sleepy they are intelligent!! they peek

Andrea Pitzer

andreapitzer

All right, I know everyone is stressed. So I have a wild story for you. It has nothing to do with elections, Trump, the coronavirus, or the sorry state of

Brandon Hays

TheBrandonHays

My son calls car keys “tire chains,” and I kinda think it’s a better name. He also calls the American flag “stars and music,” which is again, way better. Also,

Elizabeth May

_ElizabethMay

i never thought i'd see the day when neatly assembling deli meats and cheeses with a bit of bread on a flat surface was deemed "unethical rich people food" but

Jon Weisman

jonweisman

For me, the chief issue with Kenley Jansen isn't speed, it's location. He thrives working either side of the edge of the zone. But when his pitches locating, hitters take

mark folkloretta

CTowersCBS

In a different world, Jose Fernandez is the face of Major League Baseball right now. I would like to have seen that world.https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1309513229283057664 The joy Jose Fernandez had while playing

Valor

Valordin11

I love my little sister but sometimes she drives me insane. I’ve done the dishes and laundry for years. I rarely get onto other about doing it unless Im too

Rick Garber

RickGarber1

I just got off the phone with a friend. He's an engineer whose daughter is an ER doc in NYC. She's been sending him a lot of ranting texts about

Ang

dammit_anngg

Today at work this guest gave me the creeps, so much so that I texted my boss to check out the kid on camera. When he walked out, I thought

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drhuangyi

Hamsters eating: a thread. His own plate... Not real m&ms don’t worry.

nick usen

nickusen

here’s a tale about friendship & one of the dumbest mob murders ever that will probably only be interesting to 5 of my followers: L: anthony “tony nic” nicodemo, R:

Kimberly Rowe

KimberlyRowe_

Imma tell y’all this.If you’re dating a woman who’s ON all the time & running things, many things, by the time she gets home she wants to be softer. Cared

Yelena Bogdan, MD, FACS, FAAOS

InvictaOrtho

[1/9] Lots to learn from a simple ankle Xray. At first glance this looks like a “standard” bimal, and yet the medial malleolus isn’t the usual fracture pattern. It almost

brandi falahee

beyingram

??????? Fuck him and his mommahttps://twitter.com/kylamalotana/status/1246474943887486976 https://twitter.com/beyingram/status/1242584947711512576?s=21 https://twitter.com/beyingram/status/1242584947711512576 Don’t follow me if you don’t like Beyoncé

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FishBowlOfWine

I thought about it for a minute, and I think I'm warmer than most people. I know human beings are warm, or are supposed to be, but I feel like

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Karafrica

Ladies this is a thread of @Uber_RSA or @bolt drivers who are alledged to have verbally sexually or physically assualted people, please save a life Rt and if you have