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So, I live at an address that Hermes, the courier, quite simply refuses to deliver to. I'm beginning to suspect that the courier has stolen my beer twice now (i

do i need to explain the difference to io9 between "dude i'd take home to my parents and plan a life around" and "dude who is evil and absolutely not

Everyone talks about a Hades/Persephone underworld romance story, but i keenly desire the story of the time THEIR FUCKING DOG WAS STOLENlet me explain Cerberus, the three-headed dog, guards the

i am about to read and livetweet a newly minted millionaire's "confessions" over my morning coffee. never say i haven't done anything for you, twitter. NEVER SAY.https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/04/confessions-overnigh

I see a lot of people saying "now is the time to extend an olive branch to Trump supporters", and I'll illustrate why that makes me angry with yet another

I AM READING THIS AND SCREAMINGhttps://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project?fbclid=IwAR1ohQnHccN3VWwASOn0MvRJzW7vl12asjd18i3LKd5YXDB6Zx-5ow65rvc An entire town built on Ayn Randian ideals?

i never thought i'd see the day when neatly assembling deli meats and cheeses with a bit of bread on a flat surface was deemed "unethical rich people food" but

i have read the harper's letter.i still have no idea who it's for, what it hopes to accomplish, or how it intends to challenge current discourse.And it doesn't help that

As far as I know, I was the first person to make this offer to people at cons. And as it gained traction, and more people offered, I became increasingly

(I CAN'T BELIEVE I'm doing this, but) there is a logic behind "himbo" as a romance hero. The reason his character archetype exists is to subvert the alpha romantic hero.

SO ANYWAY i can't remember if i told you all that one of the rooms upstairs has honey bees living in the wall. Just. Living in there. Hanging out. Makin'

i'm so disappointed to see the trending hashtag #redwave is referencing Republican seats and isn't, in fact, a bunch of people talking about what it's like to be menstruating whilst