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Interesting baby facts. Babies don't know their birthdays. Even though they should damn well remember, since it did happen recently. No? How can you be born yesterday and not remember?

No one:Babies: Even though I have absolutely no knowledge about what a crackhead is, I'm going to proceed to be one every hour of every day. Is that sand? I

I clipped only mine of my fingernails by mistake. So, my pinkie finger nail is untrimmed. Which presents a problem, because some people do that deliberately. And I don't want

I thought about it for a minute, and I think I'm warmer than most people. I know human beings are warm, or are supposed to be, but I feel like

I have a huge problem with procrastination. If I have eight personal tasks to do, I will obsess over all eight at once, feel overwhelmed, and not do a single

I find it easiest to interact with tweets from accounts I've never seen before and will probably never see again. The least amount of thought goes into those tweets. When

Thanos quotes that fit this pandemic. Coronavirus to Ebola: On vaccines. Europeans looking at Africa's numbers. Every day of the year so far. When none of the WhatsApp remedies