Toggle navigation
TWText.com
TWText.com
faq
Contact US
Follow US
#Neighbor
Elle
FireinFreetown
My upstairs neighbor is fucking someone's man and decided to text her from his phone.How do I know?She's outside and wants to fight.Now she's saying she gon shoot this place
Read more
Em
emthornton4
My mom: what is Sam (our neighbor) doing outside?My dad: oh the usual.. chopping his rose bush with a machete I’m gonna continue this thread of my drugged neighbor.. he
Read more
Andrew Kelley
andy_kelley
my upstairs neighbor is playing Sweet Child O Mine really loud and so I'm putting it on too and turning it to the same part of the song now it's
Read more
DiogenesSister
DiogenesSister
What is #ObamaGate?I once watched an 8 yr old bully start a whisper campaign against a neighbor who scared him. An nice older woman who kept to herself. He never
Read more
𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗲- ᴸᵃʷⁿ ᴾᵒᵗᵃᵗᵒ
Penny_Lane_Pup
Frens, I’m disappointed in Momma. We have workers at da house, so Momma sent me to da neighbor’s cause she doesn’t want me barking. #dogsoftwitter #pennylane #itsmyjobtobark Pupdate: I am
Read more
Deb Aoki
debaoki
Today, i walked around my neighborhood & saw this yard sign. Im now considering making “vote for my cat for mayor of my street” signs for my house & one
Read more
Erin Madison
ErinWrites93
Sitting (masked) in our neighbor building's lounge to work today because we still have no power but they do.Other lady here also definitely works in publishing. I think man ed.
Read more
Kimberly D. Manning, MD
gradydoctor
#BedsideWisdom1/Him: "I just wanted to say sorry for how acted yesterday. I shouldn'ta cussed you out and called you names like that."Me: Him: "I was just in pain, doc! But
Read more
Christi Caldwell
ChristiCaldwell
We haven't gone anywhere since February. My kids have been so sad about missing out on pumpkin picking, and then last night, I received THIS message from a neighbor, and
Read more
emily in quarantine
OhDagEmily
I’ve been watching my neighbor work on his boat outside for the last week. Today it has a mast on so turns out it’s a cutie little sailboat!I appreciate that
Read more
Jim DeFede
DeFede
UPDATE: Learning new heartbreaking details regarding the death of 9-year-old Alejandro Ripley.The mother had been considering killing the autistic child for some time, according to a law enforcement source, saying
Read more
Mia Mingus
miamingus
I am so mad. Just found out that someone reported my beloved Black neighbor to his *property insurance company* to complain about the 2 "free tables" he upkeeps in the
Read more
child support bounty hunter
BtSquared2
Sully (outside on the trampoline): MOMMY. THERE IS A STRANGER TALKING TO ME.*rushes outside*It’s the fucking neighbor, Sully just didn’t feel like talking. How do I know? The neighbor said,
Read more
Netflix Canada
Netflix_CA
From June 25, 20 films from the legendary animation house Studio Ghibli are coming to Netflix in Canada. We’re proud to bring beloved, influential stories like Spirited Away and My
Read more
JUSTADETOUN
justadetoun
@jidesanwoolu please this is a solemn request that you seek audience with the leaders of these street urchins, community gangs fto know their grievances. @Gidi_TrafficIt is evident by their coordinated
Read more
Hans Fiene 🦬
HansFiene
The differences between Holy Communion in Christianity and "holy communion" in progressivism and how it relates to the non-apology of Jimmy Kimmel: Christians find righteousness by eating the flesh and
Read more
‹
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
...
114
115
›