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Sully (outside on the trampoline): MOMMY. THERE IS A STRANGER TALKING TO ME.*rushes outside*It’s the fucking neighbor, Sully just didn’t feel like talking. How do I know? The neighbor said,

My daughter is telling me about some boy (he’s 19) that texts her every so often telling her that he’s hungry and it segues into him asking for money (and

ok. The free crackers at the salad bar is the bread y’all winning? Lmk.

Teacher: hi, Ms. Sully’s mom?Me: yes, is he ok??Teacher: yes, he’s fine. We had an incident today. The kids were counting in Spanish and Sullivan used some unacceptable language.Me: ???Teacher:

Hmm: ladies (if this applies) what are some of the reasons you were called “fast” or “mannish” as a child? How old were you and who said it? I was