Thread by @andy_kelley, my upstairs neighbor is playing Sweet Child O Mine really loud and [...]

Andrew Kelley

andy_kelley

my upstairs neighbor is playing Sweet Child O Mine really loud and so I& #39;m putting it on too and turning it to the same part of the song

now it& #39;s Styx - Renegade

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

nice choice

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although I& #39;m going to match it with the Alpha Blondy cover to spice it up

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ok this is actually kinda frightening, he& #39;s now singing along to You Can& #39;t Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones, but like at the literal top of his voice, in a way that sounds threatening

...while banging on shit on my ceiling. wtf is going on up there

ok I heard some bottles clinking. I think he& #39;s just SUPER drunk

wtf it& #39;s You Can& #39;t Always Get What You Want again, 2x in a row

he is SCREAMING the word "need", like the way you would try to scare away a grizzly bear

The banging is to the beat of the song. He must be literally jumping up and down with his entire body, slamming both his feet down into the floor with Cant. Always. Get. What. You want. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I knew absolutely nothing about this man 1 hour ago

oh my god he put it on for a 3rd play

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ok this is actually a serious situation. turns out it& #39;s my landlord and he& #39;s being violent. logging off to deal with this...

I& #39;m fine, on a friend& #39;s couch. Storytime later, what a wild night.

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