My mom: what is Sam (our neighbor) doing outside?

My dad: oh the usual.. chopping his rose bush with a machete

I’m gonna continue this thread of my drugged neighbor..

he is currently mowing his lawn, it’s 9:53 AT NIGHT. He has a flashlight attached to his old school push mower https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">