Sully (outside on the trampoline): MOMMY. THERE IS A STRANGER TALKING TO ME.

*rushes outside*

It’s the fucking neighbor, Sully just didn’t feel like talking.

How do I know? The neighbor said, “I said hi and he said “don’t talk to me”. I said ok and he called you.”

Y’all.
Apparently the “ok” was the last straw so Sully went full chaotic. Lmfao I’m also learning as he gets older, my son seems to be very literal about everything.😩
Gen Z is soft compared to what Gen Alpha is shaping up to be. Too many of us getting dragged by children under 5 for it to not be true. Mark my words, man. 😭
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