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Larissa Marantz Illustrator
LarissaMarantz
y'all, Trump broke Jim Gaffigan.You know it's over when JIM GAFFIGAN IS CURSING. I AM HEREFORIT.https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/1299204126383968257 Jim Gaffigin is my hero. if you want to teach your kid NOT TO
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Katie LaBarbera, PhD
FeatheredKatie
STORY TIME! Remember how I said I’ve been trying to fatten up this raggedy female squirrel? Well... This evening I heard a neighbor talking outside my window: “Yeah, it won’t
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Elyse Fitzpatrick
ElyseFitz
A word of counsel to married friends who find it difficult to love that all-too-near neighbor right now. You’re not alone. There isn’t anything wrong with your marriage that isn’t
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𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐭
clbolt
Let’s talk about the great commandment from Matthew 22:34-39. (Thread.)But when the Pharisees heard that he had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together. 35 And one of them, a lawyer,
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Jennifer Ward
SticksMix
Okay, as I am bothered about this, let me express myself clearly on something.Not once have I purposefully lied on here. Have I made errors? Yes. Have I either apologized
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Matt Walsh
MattWalshBlog
Let me quickly respond to the weak, pathetic excuses being offered for the media’s refusal to cover the murder of Cannon Hinnant: “The murderer was arrested so there’s no need
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dalsddal
"Neighbor" A PerthMark AU— Mark just moved into his new dorm as the owner of room 22. He hasn't met his new neighbor yet, but after his encounter with him
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Benjamin Young
BJYoung1990
Why I voted, a thread:In 2008, I woke up to the first black president after a nearly fatal overdose landed me in the hospital.In 2012, I was still focusing on
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Grandpa Wednesday
Wednesdaeks
Last time I called the cops thread: 4-5 years ago. A dude knocked on my door one evening, when I started opening it he tried to force his way in.
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brandy
brandleminaj
When I was 11 my mom would let our neighbor use water from our hose bc his utilities were shut off (he was elderly and living off of SS). Apparently
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Rachel Burry @🏠 🧡🌸🏳️🌈
rachelburry
Good morning. My neighbor got stoned and gave me a very enthusiastic tour of his vegetable garden and now I have enough basil to make pesto! Update: He has 12
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obi-wan ken'addy 👓🌈📖
2bf_toofurious
unfortunately, i've decided the entire new c/evans photoshoot is actually from a modern/no super powers AU in which he has a 5 year old daughter who he allows to choose
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Wiso Vazquez
WisoVazquez
I get a call from my mom this morning saying she dropped off my Easter basket in front of my door step. “Te quiero Hijo, y aunque no estemos juntos,
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Alan Cooper
MrAlanCooper
Out here in the country, you’re gonna live next door to someone for 5 generations, so you gotta be careful about drawing lines in the sand. 1 Most of my
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🌺Leslie...Who Pd Kavanaughs Debts 🧘🏼♀️☸️🥋🦋💋
lotusflowerom
Neighbor is running through her back yard screaming “I can’t take this anymore”. Husband is just watching silently sipping his coffee. @infinite_scream
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Annais • Jikook AU ongoing
Annais_twt
He answered the call, sitting on top of his bed. The screen loaded, before showing his neighbor’s face. He was smiling.“Jiminie, hey”A warm feeling filled Jimin’s chest after hearing Yoongi’s
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