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Emotions are high so I'm going to attempt to be a level-headed voice of reason here.The Trump presidency, an eloquent retrospective. Thread. Man fuck this dickbag Trump and his dumb

A struggling man picks a quiet spot in town, to sit with his thoughts.A thread. I'm not writing this for pity. Shove your pity right up your ass. That being

nineties video games were wild. fucking thread. there was a sega genesis game called two crude dudes. starring two dudes. who happen to be crude. they get called in by

I'm tired of people talking about what "real men" do and don't do.A fucking thread. "Real men don't shave." Bullshit. Your face pubes mean nothing. It's nothing more than face

spend hours cleaning the kitchen and it's fucking wrecked in seconds. FUCK!fucking thread it's sparkling. everything is in place. the kitchen's cleaned. finally i can breathe. the very air feels

i'm high. things are about to get real inspirational.fucking thread. sometimes i picture my insecurities as little demon monkeys crawling on my back. for real. and i can't get em

i used to go to evangelical church and then i didn't.fucking thread. don't worry i'm not going to shit all over anyone's religion. but listen i used to go to

fuck of grammar and spelling mistakes. it's not even a big deal.fucking thread. fuck this. it's like we've been brain washed by seventh grade english class into thinking that complying

my wife is the baddest bitch on earth and here's our childbirth story.fucking thread when she was in labor with our daughter, it was fucking crazy. at first she was

men calling other men simps.fucking thread. these fucking weakass adult toddlers calling other men simps over some harmless kind words. "she's not going to fuck you." "look at this guy

I am fucking pissed at myself. Fuck depression. Fuck its ass with a narwhal horn.Fucking thread. Fuck!I'm so fucking pissed. I used to be a fucking warrior champion. I'd get

Today I think Imma tweet about cock. https://twitter.com/dadthatwrites/status/1264542474183127045?s=19 https://twitter.com/dadthatwrites/status/1264544170368065536?s=19